Best Tongue Twister Ever! The SHRIMP...CHIMP Challenge

Send me your SHRIMP CHIMP ..CHIMP SHRIMP videos.

This has got to be the best tongue twister ever. It is courtesy of artist Peter G. Pereira.

Can you say SHRIMP..CHIMP..CHIMP SHRIMP.. five times real fast? I can only get to three. Check out my U-Tube video as I give it a try!!!!

The winner of the SHRIMP CHIMP challenge will receive a $20.00 gift certificate from Best Buy.

Assurance Wireless THANK YOU

I'd like to take the time to formally thank ASSURANCE WIRELESS for helping me out during the worst period of my life.

No question I had a really bad year. My husband ended up in the I.C.U.unit  on a breathing machine and the savings went fast. I found myself quickly breaking down from the emotional and financial stress. Unfortunately when it rains it pours (not a cliche).   I found myself being evicted from my home by an overzealous landlord called Kosbel Realty and their lawyer named Allison Furman who admitted to me  that she does not have a speck of humanity in her and nor will she ever. 

As this wasn't enough my own family of  Holosko brothers three, Gregory, Michael and John spitefully refused to give me the $50,000 dollars that my father left me when he died. A cruel, vindictive, and jealous cackle they be.

I was in a state of total distress and I let my cell phone bill lapse. I found no mercy. If you don't pay you don't play. No cellphone for me!!!

After getting my emergency food stamps I was told that I could apply for the ASSURANCE WIRELESS phone. I had seen their television commercials and I made the call. One week later my phone arrived. Granted it wasn't a smart phone but it worked well, was reliable and definitely did the trick

ASSURANCE WIRELESS took one thing off my plate at a time when that one thing was a big deal. I was free from a monthly charge and the fear that if I didn't pay I'd get shut off.  I could also avoid the embarrassment of that stupid message that says I went out of the coverage area and which every knows is code for, "deadbeat didn't pay."  I thank ASSURANCE WIRELESS for this privilege!!!

I am happy to report that I am now back on my feel stronger and better than ever, (no this is not a cliche either). I now have a smart phone and am no longer in need of the ASSURANCE WIRELESS phone.

Now WHAT DO I DO?

My plan is to call ASSURANCE WIRELESS and ask to have my phone cancelled. I would also like to pay for the last eight months of use. 

DO YOU THINK THEY WILL TAKE MY OFFER?

Please stay tuned for this answer on ASSURANCE WIRELESS thank-you PART TWO.

Chris Cleaners and the Coolest Surprise on U.E.S.

What are the chances that a laundry washes your clothes, finds exactly $15.57 in the pocket and then staples it neatly to the outside of your laundry bag upon pick up????

Yes it's TRUE and such a scenario occured on the Upper East Side. Chris cleaners at 504 York avenue on the corner of 83rd and York  DID JUST THAT!!

TEN Horrah's for Chris Cleaners!!!! Be sure to patronize the establishment... this service should be noticed.

Is that the coolest surprise or what?

Helene W. Hartig The Best Real Estate Lawyer In New York City



Kay Hall- Photography by Kay Hall

Helene  W. Hartig is without question (in my opinion) the best Real Estate Lawyer in Manhattan.  What makes this one so special is that she takes a sincere and personal interest in her clients situation.

I report these facts based on first hand experience. She pulled me up from the gutter at one of the most difficult times in my life with compassion and a touch of real life grounding. If it wasn't for her staunch determination to represent me as a client and the courage to kick some sense into me I would have lost my home.

Trust is one of the fundamental things that we look for when retaining an attorney.  Helene W. Hartig inspires such trust because it is simply a part of her nature.

It was a real privilege to experience what the best of a lawyer really can be. This one is a keeper and if you choose to work with her for Real Estate or personal Estate issues you will experience something positive, nurturing, wonderful with a pit bull spirit for your cause.
You will  never crack a bad lawyer joke again.

All the best my friend Helene.....

                                                                                                                                                                                                                

You've been Glammed

Indian Pow Wow on Bear Mountain In NYC



Pic of Kay Hall taken by Peter G. Pereira


INDIAN POW WOW on BEAR MOUNTAIN NYS

On July 4, 2012 I went to an Indian Pow-Wow on Bear Mountain it was wonderful ,welcoming and spiritual.


Here is a pic of some of the dancers.



Photography by Kay Hall


(Check out the giant corn below)
The picture you see below is real edible wild corn from South America. I saw it an an authentic South American Native food stand at the Pow Wow. Check out the size of it!

 With every fruit and vegetable on the planet at the local Fairway I'm surprised that we don't have giant kernel corn here. In fact I've never seen anything like it.  And I've never tasted corn that delicious with a little melted butter and a sprinkle of salt.

They also had the Best Tamales I have EVER tasted!!!





Photography by Kay Hall





Now on a serious note

I am personally very concerned about the state of Native Americans and deeply believe that the public needs more education on their history and present state. Some Native peoples sell cigarettes and have a couple of gambling casinos..big deal!!What a great option of careers we have left them.

And the part about Indians not paying taxes? That's a mute point. Since most American Indian live in poverty they don't pay taxes anyway.

On  my U-tube channel I am doing a weekly show called Native American Facts be sure to tune in.



Photography by Kay Hall



Kay Hall Photography by Kay Hal

Top Ten and a Half Reasons to Date a Vampire

Kay Hall NYC 2012

Top Ten and a Half Reasons to Date a Vampire

 

Top Ten and a Half Reasons to Date a Vampire

1.  Has lots of money and a big house. (Mortgage Paid!)

2.  Will never buy you silver only Gold!!

3.  A great to-die-for dresser.

4.  Sleeps in the day so you can shop till you drop

5.  You will save big time on groceries.

6.   You can never accuse him of having a silver spoon in his mouth.

7.  If you have a small apartment no problem...he can turn into a bat and sleep in the closet.

8.   He has retractable fangs that click into place so that you and your friends know your safe.

9.  He knows when you're in trouble and will come to your aid but only at night.

10. If you're hurt or sick you can drink his blood. And your friend and family can too. 

10. 5  And... if for any reason you find aging a bitch you will always have a maker nearby. (Where are you going to find another vampire to turn you!!)