Wired Magazine for Women Sept 2015

SEPT 2015 edition of Wired Magazine. (Below see my podcast).

First, I would like to apologize for miscounting the women in my podcast there are actually 6. I mistakenly forgot to mention a very hot and very wonderful scientist helping to combat Ebola. You know who you are and big shout out to you!

(SECOND.. WIRED YOU NEED MY HELP: Contact me!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=asdr3gvOXR0


(Since I have become the self appointed watchdog for Wired Magazine I feel it's my duty to count the women in the magazine and report on what goes on in the very, very male technological world Frankenstienian, laboratories that are considered the cutting edge. As you may or may now know I don't think it's necessary to cut the edge of technological advances any further until we wait a while to examine the long term affects. My spidey sense is tingling because I get the sense that the reason  technological advances are happening at such an alarmingly fast pace is because we may have to blow this popsicle stand of a planet much sooner then we think. Get your savings in order because the flights to wherever are going to cost a lot. As for me? I think I'll just stay here and save the world).

We have GOT to pay attention to this stuff because boys running loose in labs is NOT a good thing!


There are six women that I can count in this months edition of wired magazine. Two are ads. The first ad is a black and white picture of Jennifer Aniston with a big bottle of smart water in her hand. Ok.. It's really phallic but it's Jennifer Aniston and she makes regular appearances in Wired Magazine. Boys like Jennifer. Hell, everyone likes Jennifer!

Next photo up (BELOW) is an ad for Kohler, the company that makes cool shower heads and plumbing stuff. Below we have a picture of a woman who is aggressively being sprayed in the face with pulsing water. She tries in desperation to hold back the watery ejaculation but sadly she is unsuccessful. Thankfully the rest of her stays dry, due to the fact that she is cocooned in saran wrap.

Need I say more? I wonder if  someone did some marketing research and concluded that the male readers of Wired like to see women degraded and helpless and wrapped in plastic? Come on boys!

Then we get to  four women. Each woman marks a different male demographic fantasy. 

First, we've got the sultry brunette. Think a hot scientist, white coat fantasy, who fights Ebola( I forgot to mention her in my podcast....sorry). 

Second we have another brunette showing us how to flick her hair.She is going to advocate advancing security measures. 

Third, we've got the older woman who is an engineer and helps small companies to get up to snuff technology. 

And fourth, we've got the hot blond a mere 26 years old who just managed to score $13.3 million dollars for her start up. She is going to put things in the airwaves so that we can charge our cellphones without plugging them in the wall.

 

LADY #1 Smart Fantasy Scientist type,

 

(Think white lab coat).

 

 By the way, she is doing some kick ass work in Ebola research and she is the WOMAN I MISTAKENLY FORGOT to mention!

LADY #2

Catherine Zeta Jones look a like. Playing with her hair.

 

 

 

LADY #3.   Older Woman Fantasy

 

 

 



And..Lady #4 Hot Blonde

Each woman has a tiny blurb describing how fabulous she is. There is maybe a two or three word quote, like, data is a "natural resource". But, it's what's missing that bothers me.There are no interviews, no information on background, education, life's trials, journeys, marriages or kids or partners. 

Maybe some hobbies might work to personalize them!  

 How about  a question or two?

 Did Wired even talk to these women? Maybe they could be asked what its like to compete in a male dominated world  Essentially there is nothing, there is no real information. And if you look at the pictures there are all done in this kind of red and blue effect that makes them seem unworldly. Is a computer making this magazine?

The style of the pictures really creeps me out. There are photographed all the same with a mysterious blue and yellow glow emanating from their heads. Ok.... this is weird. Enjoy my podcast where I mistakenly forgot to mention the scientist fighting Ebola.

Love Kay Hall
XO

Sayings by Joseph John Holosko

"You never kick em when their down"

(My father's favorite foods were: Harveys hamburgers, Roy Rodgers Roast beef sandwiches, short ribs, Sauerkraut perogies, Pepsi, and hot bread and butter. My father was not big on desert except the lemon merangue pie which my Aunt Stella made for him. But most of all my father loved Pepsi....not Coke. Just Pepsi)

Sayings by Joseph John Holosko

"Step up to the plate"

(My father taught me how to read)

Sayings by Joseph John Holosko

Step up to the plate!

The Privacy Challenge: TURN OFF YOUR LOCATOR

Exercise  for regaining privacy. 

https://youtu.be/ig4zFKkWLl0


1.   TURN OFF YOUR LOCATOR.

Don't worry about the withdrawals, I will take you through this step by step. Think of me as your Privacy Coach.

You too can feel  invigorated, peaceful, happy, less stressed, and ZEN.

Here we go.

Leaving the LOCATOR on gives the computer permission to invade your privacy and the privacy of everyone in your contact list and everyone one and anything you have ever done using your phone including your emails. YOU DO NOT WANT THIS!!!

I am here to let you know that Privacy is a good thing, privacy is liberating, creative and exciting. Privacy runs through our veins and we are loosing this precious resource to computers. Computers DO NOT LIKE privacy it affects the algorhythms.  When the computer senses something out of place it becomes a surgical machine. When you break in the algorhythms you give the computer licensee to  investigate the ass off you.

The computer systems have nothing else to do all day but to  investigate unusual algorhythms.

Here's the deal....

When you have your LOCATOR ON all of  your movements habits are being monitored by the computer. The computer can understand your regular movement patterns. ( To be considered knowledge the computer must record you moving three or four times taking the same route).

Think of how many times you are going to work for example. The computer knows you are going to work. And if it's bored it will  double check by finding out where you work, with who and what you do. The computer is happy it's placated it's confident that it can find you.

THIS IS AN INVATION OF PRIVACY! Got that?

However,  If you move outside of your regular movements and go on a vacation the computer zeros in on you, to find out if you are driving, flying or taking a bus.  As it figures out why you are breaking your routine it will find out from your phone, your name, age, where you live, who are your friends at which point all your friends are targeted and all there information gathered. In this way the computer has legally gathered more information and you and your friends to ad to its data bank.

When you turn your LOCATOR OFF you are taking back your privacy. The computer is left out. Because you have physically turned the locator off you are essentially invoking your right to notify the computer it can no longer investigate you.  You can go where you want, hang out with whoever you want protect your privacy and the privacy of your friends. Even it your friends locator is on, you are still legally blocking the signal and the computer can't fight that.

You can turn it on to find a place of a person but keep research under a minute and turn it back off.


NOW.....ENJOY YOUR NEW FOUND FREEDOM. Great and wonderful things will begin to happen and you will feel invigorated and relaxed and peaceful.

Turn in next week.  Turning OFF your phone!

YOU CAN DO THIS. Work will me and you will enjoy freedom and happiness, and love and all those good things that life has to offer!

I really have to stop saving the world without pay!

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Wired Magazine for Woman

I am here to save you ladies. I will summarize exactly what's going on with Wired Magazine. I call this segment "Wired for Women"

I am probably one of the few female subscriptions for Wired Magazine and do you know why?There are no female interests, no women, except comic book super woman. There are no articles at least in the August issue, 2015. There are no couples, no nature, no dogs no children, no sex, no clothing, no hair, no make-up, no recipes. Clearly women are not meant to read this magazine because Little Boys are inventing stuff and we all know that is not a good thing

But in all fairness Monica Lewinsky does have spaced allotted for three sentences.
And there is one super human military woman who fits into the " I have a fetish for comic book woman thing".

When a reader can learn how to build a gun and put eyes on a spiders ass. We have to pay attention.

This stuff affects us and the future of the children.

Enjoy!

I have saved the world once again!

https://youtu.be/WVg34WhuFj4

P.S. Did you ever stop to think about what happened with that cloning stuff?  

I will tell you that  the most horrific experiments created horrific results that chilled the heart even the darkest scientist. In other words...shit that scared the devil!

 

Sayings by Joseph John Holosko

That's the way the cookie crumbles!

Sayings by Joseph John Holosko

Caught between a rock and a hard place!

Damian Aspinall and his wonderful Gorilla friends ripped apart in the wild. Aug, 9th 2015

COMMERCIAL BREAK:

There is no harm in surrender when you are completely and utterly defeated.

BACK TO MY A

Here's the deal....

RTICLE

Damian Aspinall a really rich guy, inherited a 100 acre endangered species farm  in England from his father a great preservationist. Damian grew up here.  It is was a magical place where he had the privilege  to hug and feed and play with his favorite gorillas

This is a story is about what happened when Damian decided to reintroduce a  family of eleven gorillas into the wild where they were to live happily ever after.

Half the troop were ripped apart by their wild counterparts. All three females and a little baby were murdered beaten to death were found found blodied mangled in pools of fresh blood.

Ironically , it was these three female gorillas that  trusted Damian enough to lead their males and babies into the wilderness when he told them to go. Maybe I should be returned to an indigenous people's tribe and see how I'd fare.

COMMERCIAL BREAK ADDRESSING DAMIAN  DIRECTLY:
Damian I know you love these guys and the world thanks you for giving them an environment where they could breed and play with you physically as well as play with your heart. We tried the same thing when we freed poor Willy The Orca whale who also grew to love and respect man and loved man to his death after being sent into to wild.Please reconsider propagating this idea.

THANK YOU from Kay.

BACK TO MY ARTICLE:

The animals that Danian raised this way and then his act of putting them unwittingly in the wild, clearly scarred, and threatened and  and tragicaly, and sadly, and horrifically killed.

CUT TO COMMERCIAL BREAK

PLEASE MR. DAMIAN please don't betray your friends this way. They cannot live without you and I suspect you cannot live without them.  Two such beautiful friends locked in such an emotionally intimate relationship will die without one another.

Please Damian consider what you feel emotionally.  What is causing you to push on with your idea? Friends have died please don't loose any others. You are their God, you could lead them into a burning fire. There is nothing they would not do for you. What matter they stay by your side? Love is not to be denied.  YOU KNOW THIS. What happened?

BACK TO THE ARTICLE.

LET us just give a minute to give our respect to wonderful beasts who laid down their life to a friend that may have made a mistake. Also let's pray for Damian that his grief and guilt do not interfere with his true calling of a great preservationist.

Courtyard marriot Upper east side August 7th 8:56

Elevators stuck, no hot water ladies in burkas.

The visitors at the hotel got a scare  at 8:56 tonite.
I am sure there is no connection but it dovetails into my paranoia esp. when three ladies in in Burkas sat in the front lobbly all day facing the street as visitors walked in

The elevators are now closed. People are being told not to use the staircase. Thankfully my husband called to tell me that they were closing the elevators and I got to the stairwell before it was locked!

I remember far too much about 9/11 so my paranoia is on overdrive. This is probably just a case of simply getting some people out of a stuck elevator

Sayings by Joseph J. Holosko

You gotta call a spade a spade.

Killing a dangerous giraffe and bleeding it out using an arrow.

I just want to give a shout out to Sabrina Corgatelli and thank her for killing the very dangerous giraffe that was about to storm Manhattan leaving a wake of destruction in its path.

Its odd how hunters play with the word dangerous. I did a piece on a Bison slaughter and the shooters said the same thing. Apparently, we have also been saved from the "dangerous" bison.

In order to stomp out giraffe attacks, Sabrina needed a bow and arrow, she needed to pierce the animals major organs and she needed to watch it try to escape, and writhing in pain. This was a cruel blood bath! That beautiful animal may have suffered bleeding out for hours.

Thankfully no blood touched the fur of the "dangerous" animal that Sabrina wanted to have stuffed and put on her wall.

And to proove such an aggresive beast was murdered she twisted it's neck (which probably took place just after the kill to avoid dealing with riggamortus)  toward the camera to smile and enjoy "a moment in her life she shall never forget".

Thanks again Sabrina! You have defeated the beast with your bow and arrow.  You have saved the world!

C u in playboy#

Cecil the Lion, Murdered by Walter James Palemer, New York Post, July 29/15

I'm looking at the Post today and see a picture of this guy with a dead lion who lived on  PROTECTED  an animal preserve named Cecil.

I am sickened and I read on and I notice something. In the picture there is no blood on the animals fur. Hunters do not like blood. It stains the fur and ruins it for stuffing.  I believe this is worse then everyone thought. I don't think that this magnificent animal was not shot with a bullet but instead killed with and ARROW. This is a slow and a painful death because the arrow hits a major artery the animal is still alive and so keeps moving leaving a trail of blood on the ground instead of staining it's fur. Bloodstained fur is not good.

If you look at the fat guy on the right you can see his left hand on the beast and I think I see an arrow and not a gun.

AND IT GET  WORSE. This serial killer then skins the animal. I don't see any stethoscopes to make sure it was dead. And then he decapitates Cecil. This must have been a bloody gruesome mess. Who knows how he disposed of the remains. Where did he put his blood soaked clothes?

AND IT GETS WORSE. How did this Mr. Palmer hunt the lion?

Well, it seems that he paid two local villagers to kill a goat or a cow or whatever, sneak out into the MIDDLE of the night, drive to the boarder of the preserve, park the car and lure the animal out of preserve area with the promise of fresh meat

Shall warm up the electric chair Mr. Palmer?

AND IT GETS WORSE. The cubs of this beloved animal will most likely be killed by the next Lion in line to the throne.

 PRAYER; Dearest beast, please forgive us our protection failed not because we did not honor and respect and try to preserve you because of one sick f***.~

~Call a spade a spade~ (Joseph John Holosko ne).



https://youtu.be/6mvq-bvrp-A

Joseph John Holosko Memories of my Father

This is a continuation of my blog post of my memories of my father who passed away. I was the apple of his eye, his only daughter. 

Every once I'm a while I will come across something that reminds me of our time together. 

My father was a superman handyman. There was nothing he could not do. He could fix a roof, rewire electrical wires, install a water heater, make a dog kennel, erect a fence, make wine,. He even toyed with making stained glass windows. 

His crowing glory however was being able to  build (by hand)a 5 foot tall working grandfather clock.

 We built it together. 

And every once in while I come across an object that my fathers ghost tells me to buy.

Today I came across a pair of locking pliers the same type we used together to build our grandfather clock together .

Its very important that I remember him. The generation born before the internet is lost in memory like they never existed. I write this because I want my father to exist

P.S. Whoever has that clock please know that I am coming for you! I am coming for the clock that a father and daughter built with love.I will help my fathers ghost transition in peace. Tick tock goes my grandfather clock. ..Tick tock. 

PEOPLE WITHOUT HOMES ARE NOT BUMS, New York Post, Homeless, New York City, Thompkins Square Park, July 11, 2015, July 16 2015

 

PEOPLE WITHOUT HOMES ARE NOT BUMS

STOP calling people Names !!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No one has the right to call anybody any names especially in the headlines of a newspaper!  

People who live on the street are not thieves, they are not vagrants,  undesirables, and they do not infest parks like rats. They are not crazy or drug addicted or disgusting drunks. They are not smelly and gross.  And even if one argued they are all of these things they still do not deserve to be demoralized and disrespected.

 

THEY ARE PEOPLE !!!!

THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS  !!!!

THEY ARE PEOPLE WITH FEELINGS  !!!!

THEY ARE PEOPLE WITH PASSIONS  !!!

THEY ARE PEOPLE WITH DREAMS AND HOPES AND PEOPLE WITH     TENDER SOULS AND BIG HEARTS !

 

HOW DARE THEY SNOOZE IN A PARK?

MANY ARE victims of their families, the system, their own disabilities. 

Why are we calling them names?

 In this fair city of New York where we pride ourselves on respecting the rights of others, we have resorted to calling people names on such a mass scale that it's scary.

This public name calling is a violation of their HUMAN RIGHTS

 

.THIS IS.... DISCRIMINATION.

 

WHAT the *** are you thinking NYC? 

 

This is what Bullies do: DEGRADE, DEMORALIZE  and VICTIMIZE the VICTIM.

SHAME ON YOU NAME CALLERS !!!!!!

 

Believe it or Not.... people without a home HAVE RIGHTS TOO.

Just    STOP IT NYC      Stop it!!!

(Everyone reading this should put significant monies in someone's cup this week.... as an apology)

 

(And stop it wonderful and talented reporters like, Natasha Velez, Leonica Valentine, Madison Iszler, Kevin Fasick, Dana Sauchelli  and Bruce Gordon. I know that your just writing  what everyone thinks, but maybe you could re-think your approach and really make a difference. Call me.. I can tell you a  lot about living in the street)

 

 

Wired Magazine, Silk Road, Global Warming June 2015

Chapter 1.

I subscribe to Wired Magazine because I like getting mail  and I like to hold a magazine while I do things and go places. And... they sent me a really cool camera bag for subscribing. For me it's a nice break from a screen which gets to me after a while. I like to flip through my mag, I like to fold the pages and continue to read where I left off. I like the idea that I have something to absorb the coffee that I spilt on the table and I like carrying it in my purse and loaning it to friends.

Isn't it ironic that I enjoy a technologically savvy mag? But I like the articles.

  Once I get past the fact that  inside this square box of pages is a techie world where everything computer is a good thing for our culture I can sit down and read it.  Unfortunately for me, this is a man's world  full of men that really don't have many other interests. If they read books they are science fiction, if they go outside  in the world of nature it's to conquer it with super duper gadgets. If they do couples stuff  I haven't found it yet and so I have rightly concluded that this magazine is so totally NOT GIRLIE it's rather alienating.

( I still can't figure out why Wired Magazine does not hire Lady Literature to pop it up a big and expand the readers world view, ( Goggle lady literature and Oliver Twist on Utube) Shall we expand out horizons and increase Wired' magazine subscription base to include the fairer sex  more gadgets and other interests?

NOTE to WIRED magazine. You have heard of funny,  Right? 

Does technology wipe out creativity? YES YES YES

 Can a 3D tree really do it for me? NO NO NO.

CHAPTER 2.

How I learned about Cyber Crime, Global Warming.

Despite this bias I loved the May and June edition of 2015 because of a great story called Silk Road. It's about a really cute guy named Ross Ulbrich a.k.a. Dread Pirate Robets who managed to build a drug empire selling everything from prescription drugs to heroin on the internet and also arranging home delivery!

This story has everything, from Bad guys, to  good guys, cloak and dagger mysteries, twists and turns, betrayal, murder and justice. Everything of course , EXCEPT girls. There is just one female character and NO, she does not wear a cat woman leotard.

(This is  going to made a great move. I'm thinking Zac Ephron, as the really cute dude drug king pin)

Anyway, in this fab narrative the FBI and the CIA and DEA try to get this Ross guy.

However,  it becomes glaringly clear that the  US government is  shockingly behind the eight ball when it comes to cyber crimes.

Just last week millions of government files were  compromised due to a cyber crime strike. WAKE UP AMERCA!!!!!

We are a switch away from disaster.

When it comes to cyber crime we are going to get our ass wiped.

 From this article I learned a couple of reasons about why it's so hard to catch these criminals. Why videos of small girls getting raped are readily accessible and why human trafficking can proliferate seamlessly. 

Ok, are you ready for this?

Don't be scared and don't get a blank look on your face, I will rip off the band aid fast. 

All computers have a server which is another computer that is physically hidden somewhere else. That hidden computer is what we have to find when were are looking for the bad guys. And where are these computers stored? Did you know that under the ground, way under the ground NORWAY protects server graveyards? For Real!

 Norway is the Swizerland of the server with tight privacy laws that prevent the good guys from getting to them.  Servers are the bad guys cloaking device.

And get this. Norway was selected because of the weather. It's cold there and the millions of cable and wires that need to be kept cool are dug deep in  the earth.

 When I read this it occurred to me that it can't be good for global warming to dig deep into the earth to cool millions of miles of cable. Isn't that like microwaving the earth?

Is it really a stretch to think that it's us who are heating up the earth from the bottom up. Don't you think that will contribute to the melting of icebergs? Clearly I need some people in the know to verify speculations like this,  so my readers you can be my detectives.

I  need people to help me take it to the next level.


THANKS really good writer Joshua Bearman (with additional  reporting by Joshua David and Steven Leckart).  I know that you couldn't do much with the one flat female character that you had to work with but do these guys ever have sex, with anything?)

NOTE to WIRED magazine:  

1.  You have heard of funny,  Right? 

 

2. Girls WITHOUT catsuits really do exist and we want to know about techie   stuff too!

Merrick Lamb Lung Dog Treats Save The Day! Yum Yum!

My dog never ate a treat in his whole life. He is NOT food motivated and consequently I am a good slave and HE a good master. 

But today it all changed. My little treat spitter outter discovered  Merrick Lamb lung? Yep, that's right! Delicious and nutritious lamb lung all dried up in these little squares finally please my master. He's getting older and is currently an official little mute. He can't see, and he can't hear and so I was concerned about his natural weight loss at this age. Adding delicious and nutritious  lamb lung gave him that little extra boost.

And the bonus is my cats love them too. I do however, have one  suggestion for the Merrick people. The delicious and nutritious lamb lung squares are a little to big for the small mouths that I feed. I have to struggle to break them in thirds.

Despite this inconvenience... HATS off to MERRICK !!!!!

 

 

 

EVICTING THE ELDERLY, MS. SEMILETOV AND HER CATS

Here I am again, piggy backing on a New York Post article on Landlord harassment.

 It's no secret that the elderly are easy to evict. They get scarred of legal papers, don't have the strength to get to court on 100 center Street or just can't endure the stress. This is the case of Marianne Semiletov.  She is 73 and her landlord, C. Gershon Co. has filed for eviction because ,"she is a nuisance, dumps her cat litter down the toilet, enters other tenants apartments, and is living is dirty and grimy conditions".

Whether these accusations are true or not is really irrelevant. The purpose here is to get Ms. Semiletov to court and STRESS her out! That means that Ms. Semiletov has to take the subway and the bus and go down to housing court for 8:30 in the morning and THEN sit in a courtroom for two or three hours until her name is called.  

And if that's not enough stress for an elderly woman, the first time Ms.Semiletov gets in front of a Clerk  the case will probably be adjourned and Ms. Semiletov will probably had to go to housing court three or four times before she even gets in front of a judge.

Most elderly will never be able to make that journey due to the and anxiety and stress alone and quickly fold under the stress.  And even if they CAN afford a lawyer (for $250.00 an hr) they STILL have to appear physically in court.

 But the LANDLORDS? The actually owners of the building?

They will probably NEVER have to inconvenience themselves. While Ms. Semiletov may have to cancel a vacation or take time off her physio-therapy to appear in court the LANDLORD will NEVER have to show up. The owner of the building will simplY send out lawyers to represent himself./herself.

Lets change this law. HOW ABOUT THIS?.

IF A LANDLORD IS GOING TO SUE MY ASS OR ANYBODY ELLSES  THEY BETTER BE REQUIRED TO SHOW UP TO COURT.

Joseph John Holosko loving father of Karina Holosko

To: Joseph John Holosko

Hey Dad, 

I was Krazy Gluing a head that broke off of one of my Kick Ass Angels that I accidentally stepped on and I thought of you. You loved your Krazy glue and when it came out on the market you tested it on everything. Once we broke an expensive tea cup just to see if it would glue back together. We used too much glue and we expected it to work too fast and this produced crazy results. We had to use your go-to-glue, Rubber Cement to fix the problem. 

I remember helping you at your workbench in the dark basement of our house. I practiced the piano, you worked on the lathe twisting the wood til it was so curvy that it was ready to be placed on the top of the grandfather clock that you made for me.  

One night after piano practice I met you at your bench in the damp basement. Any place was better than the upstairs where the abuse and the swearing and the spitting and the yelling of your very sick wife lived.

We decided it was time to glue that piece that you made on the lathe onto the top of the clock.  Like me you put on too much glue and expected it too work too fast. Then you turned to me and said, "We are barking up the wrong tree, we have to slow down. Hold your horses!" So we took a minute to let our glue catastrophe settle and then put just a small drop and held it gently in place. 

 I thought of you and I "held my horses" and  put just a drop of glue on my angels neck to hold her head in place. It was just enough Krazy glue, not too much  and I patiently held it gently for awhile just like you taught me.

As the head my angel became one with her body my love for you soared through my soul. Who would think that gluing on the head of an Kick-Ass angel would make me think of you. 

Dad, you are my Kick Ass Angel and I can feel you with me.

Happy father's day! From your little girl.. the apple of your eye.

Below. See Joseph John Holosko as a young boy in the far right. From right to left his brother Emil, his sister Stella Staley and (a sponsored relative my grandfather brought from Ukrainian). My grandmother, and my grandfather.

P.S Whoever has that clock please know that it was a labor of love between a daughter and her father. Even though the object is not with me the love shines through. Tick -tock goes the Grandfather clock.

BISON MURDER NY Post 4/25/15

HERD OF 10 BISON killed in ALBANY .... AND A BABY!!!!