Monday, October 17, 2016

Holiday Ideas to Help Suffering Dogs

Hi there, my name is Kay Hall. I am a professional writer and a boots-on-the-ground activist for shelter dogs.

Last year I started a small project which was very successful. 

I discovered  a way in which anyone can help our  furry friends  suffering in shelters all over the country. 

In March of 2015, I was doing some research on Heartworm and began investigating shelters around the U.S.

I never finished the article because I came across hundreds of pictures of  goofy puppies, traumatized seniors and abandoned dogs shaking in fear and shock. These were dogs that I knew were never going to have a chance to be loved or adopted. The shelter was the last stop for them.

I dug deeper and discovered that many of these shelters were stretched to the limit,  overloaded and understaffed.

I couldn't shake the images of the blank hopeless eyes from my mind. I couldn't sleep. It made me sick.  I decided that I had to do something. But what?

So...last year at Xmas I randomly picked a shelter in Rutherford Tennessee.  Rutherford is a small county of 200, 000 yet this was a place that was receiving 60 a week.. 

They needed basics.  Everything from dog food bowls, blankets, leashes, even water and bleach to clean the cages. The staff was so overwhelmed that they did not have the time nor resources to educate the community on the importance of spaying and neutering their pets.

Somehow I got the courage to call  the mayor Mr. Burgess and asked for permission to speak to the shelter supervisor Michael.

I told him I was calling from NYC and wanted to help him to get some of the things that they needed.

I was welcomed kindly and respectfully by this small community.

Who does that but down home Tennessee folk?

Michael, the shelter supervisor and I started to talk. We felt that creating an Amazon wishlist for the shelter was our best option.

This way all donations could go directly to the shelter to help those goofy puppies,  abandoned seniors and traumatized dogs. Dogs who once had a home and wee puppies who would never know what  that meant.

We created that Amazon Wishlist.

I came to understand  however it is not enough just to post a wishlist and hope for traffic.

That's when I decided to make up
business cards and go out into my community on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

I stopped strangers walking their dogs on the street and handed them a card and spoke about the needs in Rutherford.

It turns out that dogs on The Upper East Side love to give presents to their less fortunate brethren.  By New Years almost everything on that list had been filled.

The best part is that the  community in Rutherford got excited by the attention and started to reach out to their own shelter as well.

It was also a  morale booster to the staff and they took the opportunity to start a newsletter, organize the First Easter Egg Hunt and began  educating the community!

The project also began to forge a link between our community and theirs!

Here is my humble suggestion for an Xmas gift this year.

First, pick a state you are interested in and Google Animal Control. City run facilities can use the help!  Check out their website. You will be able to identify the ones in the greatest need by their requests in the "How you can Help" section of their website.

Give them a call and ask about their intake numbers a week. Do not be shocked, or judgemental.

Second, write the names of a couple of these shelters down on a piece of paper and pick one.

Third, get on the phone and speak to the shelter supervisor. See if you can make a friend.  Keep in mind you are treading on someone else's territory. No one wants an outsider who lives hundred of miles away to come uninvited into their home and tell them what to do. 

Just remember the people who are actively working in some of these places are overworked, underpaid and have to face  horrible things on a daily bases. 

Fourth, let them know that you found them on the internet, and are  impressed by the work that they do. Explain that you understand the very difficult situations they face everyday and thought that your community may be able to help.

Fifth, get together and make that wishlist.

Sixth, come up with a business card like the one I created.

Yes...pay for that yourself. Get 500 at Staples for twenty bucks or so.

And seventh , get your butt out there and into your neighbourhood. Give all the doggies an opportunity to send their friends a gift! 

Let's give some of those goofy puppies, abandoned seniors and traumatized dogs a spark of hope. Let them know that they matter, they are not bad dogs and are worthy of a warm blanket on a cold night.

And...let's give the shelter staff a pat on the back. They deserve it!

Good luck! 

And please contact me if you need any guidance. 

YOU CAN DO THIS!

Friday, October 14, 2016

What Equals Beef?

What = BEEF?

A Dairy cow kept perpetually pregnant.

For our milk.

A dairy cow who deficates her babies into a filthy trough.

She has long stopped feeling.

She is  broken in mind and spirit

For our  milk.

Giving birth year after year.

A dairy cow.

A sport for factory workers

Bets are on.

How many calfs she can have before her uterus falls out of her body?

Ten?
Fifeteen?
Twenty?

How long before her teats stretched from the milking machine  drag on the floor?

Days?
Months?
Years?

How many days til madness sets in?

One?
Two?
Three?

And when she can milk no more
She is slaughtered and made beef.

And that...my friends is what equals beef.

Saturday, September 10, 2016

MLK JR: Quote of the day.

Coles Notes:

Let no one bring you down so

low that you hate them.

Original text:

Let no one pull you down so low

as to hate them.

What the Computer knows

The computer cannot deal with the exception to the rule.

Artists are exceptions to the rule.

Everyone is an artist.

Monday, August 15, 2016

Omerosa and Trump. I am a psychic!

Tooting my own horn.

March 18th 2016, I predicted Trump and Omerosa would collaborate.

My prediction has come true!😃

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Free Trade Our Fault

We wanted it cheap.
We opened  Kmarts and Targets,  Walgreens, and discount stores all over the country. These outlets were created to  feed the consumers  appetite  for "cheap".

This was  not because the politicians did anything to erase our Manufacturing Base in America.

"We the people" wanted cheap goods. We  demanded cheap goods.  And the only country that was able to feed this homegrown demand was China.

Free Trade or no Free Trade. It doesn't make a  difference anymore. We have built an economy around cheap. We have built Mega Stores that cater to this obsession.

Millions of Americans are employed at places that sell, "cheap things". Are we going to eliminate their jobs?

You can't give it away and ask for it back. Loosing your virginity falls into this category.

No do-overs allowed.

Monday, August 1, 2016

Friday, July 29, 2016

Donald Trump Dolls?

Yep!  These dolls are in the  7 11 on  the  Upper East Side, NYC.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Ok Hillary. Changed my mind

Once again I changed my mind. Donald has formally invited  Russia to spy on us.

Bye, bye Donald.

I'm for Hillary now.

Sunday, July 24, 2016

HILLARY... the way I see it!

If she says she didn't know she will be perceived as a liar.

If she says she knew then she will be perceived as a back stabber.

I wish she would have made Bernie V.P.

Can she still do that? 

Can the guy she picked recuse his offer?

Then can she pick Bernie?

Stop with the Russian thing Hillary

It just sounds dumb. Even if it's true it still sounds dumb.  Kinda funny as well.

Blame it all on those Russians!

Donald Trump President

Hillary will not recover from these emails.

Why can Donald Trump verbally call people names?

Wierd.

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Report Idling... call 311

You read it right. The title of this article is NOT a sci-fi prediction.

The people of NYC have actually been told (through radio advertising) to call 311 when vehicles  are suspected of idling.

Clearly this stupidity was not thought through. Below are 18 good reasons that proves this idea is idiotic.

1. What exactly is idling?

Well, according to the definition;

"Idling occurs when a vehicle is left running unnecessarily when stopped."

2. But how do we define "unnecessarily idling?"

3.  How long must "unnecessarily idling"  take place before a person is obligated to call 311?
One minute? Two minutes? Three?

4. Can you be stopped in traffic and be accused of idling?

5. Can an ambulance delivering a patient be accused of idling?

6. Has  illegal idling   occured if one picks up a hot dog at 7.11?

7. Is idling a threat if a parent  picks up their child from school or  a doctors office?

8. Will Fed Ex ,UPS,  and all delivery trucks in the city of NYC be targeted for idling?

9.  Does the term "idling  vehicles" apply to  mortorcycles, electric bikes, or hoverboards?

10. If a person becomes an "idling enforcer" should they carry a stop watch?

11. How do we prove that illegal idling has taken place?
(You can't take a picture of an  ideling object or for that matter a video).

12. How does a citizen identify a potentially idling vehicle?

13.How do we know if the person who has reported this infraction is telling the  truth?

14. If an ideling car drives away should  the "idling enforcer"  write down the licence plate?

15. If I am accused of idling will I get a ticket? If so, for how much and how many points?

Will my insurance rates go up?

16. Can I fight an idling charge in court?

17.   Who is the idiot that came up with this idea and spent thousands of dollars in advertising?

18.  And WHY in New York City are we  diverting resources to enforce such stupidity?

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Stock Broker Rock Stars? Not.

COMEDY

I was invited to a party that was exclusive to Stock Brokers and Wall Street types. They all had on the same outfits. Either a combination of a navy blue suit jacket with beige pants or a navy jacket with navy pants. But always with a white shirt and an understated redish tie.

The event was "Wall Street pretending to be a Rockstar night."

It was ugly.

Have you ever seen a Broker wearing a black T- shirt,  light blue jeans, Brooks Brothers dress shoes, a red bandana and singing Billy Joel?

You don't want to. It's not a pretty sight.

The size two girls came  out in droves. They all wore long blond hair, short dark colored dresses, black stockings, and black closed- toe designer pumps.. .way to high.

I walked in with a turquoise rain jacket, brown cordurois and Ecco hiking sandals paired with wine colored socks.

I scared them and they scared me.

Finally, when we could take it no more I fled into the street and called a loved one.

"OMG,OMG! You would not believe it but I was in the liver of the beast! The Stock Brokers are all as dumb as posts. Kens and Barbies were socializing while plotting to spend money on stupid stuff like Hampton homes! I barely made it out alive!"

And my friend asked. " The liver you found yourself in the liver? Don't you mean the belly?"

And I said, "That's right the liver. They were drinking so much their bellies were full".

P.S. Ya know I'm poking fun. I love brokers. That's because I don't know any😊.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

The show is over Donald

I love you Donald, I love how you juiced up politics, I love your guts and your brawn. 

But the shows over folks. Time to take a fresh look at Hillary. Who  I have to congratulate on the historic step to clinch a nomination from a major party in a Presidential election. She's got my vote!

I am in awe. Hats off and Bravo! You go girl!

Friday, June 3, 2016

Buffet Wonders

Why do people get annoyed with one another at buffets?

Why do people pick out all the shrimp?

And why do we want to kill them?

Why do people stand in line all jammed up against one another scared that all the food will be gone?

Why do some people pile their plate sky high?

Why do some people jump to be first at the food  and others wait till the end?

Why do people upset themselves before they eat because they are irritated at others?

Why don't we just skip the buffet and option for "by the plate"?

Monday, May 30, 2016

Harambe the Gorilla was trying to protect the boy

Look at the picture below
Look at the way he rushes to pull the tot from the water.

Look at the picture below
see the tot looking up at him in the water.

Harambe.

Looking how he is looking up at the crowd screaming so loud.

He had to escape from the vile  sounds 

There were so many of them and only one of him.

How could he protect this boy from them?

He had to run he had to run quick to his nest,

to protect the boy his human friend.

As a smart being

 a wise being,

he knew he was going to die.

Look at the pictures below.

Isn't that what we strikes a chord in us?

Overwhelmes us and makes us sick?

The bravery of a creature 

 facing death,

 yet still reaching out to protect a human,

a human like the one that killed his mother,

ripped him out of her arms,

 and brought him to the Cincinnati zoo?

Like a lifeguard saving a body from drowning he dragged the boy away while

 the frenzied crowd roared.

The water was cold.

The screaming hurt his ears and

it was directed at him.

Like a mother trying to move her child away from a racing car,

he pulled the boy.

Look at the pictures below.

The zookeepers knew he was kind, gentle and nurturing.

What made them think Harambe would harm the child?

If he wanted to hurt him he'd break him in two.

Just a small concussion for the boy?

What made them think that gorilla hands would kill?

For just a small concussion.

Look at the pictures below.

But Harambe died the moment that boy crawled..

Harambe is dead because of stupidity.

Harambe is dead because
he protected,

because he understood
and because

he loved.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Summer 2016 Dream Makers Collection

This is my summer collection for 2016. Bracelets and Wall hanging. They are from my Dream Makers Collection series "Mary the Elephant".
These  Dream Makers were  inspired by Mary the Elephant.
 Mary lived in the early 1900's She was one of the first circus animals of her kind. Very few, people  had ever seen a live Elephant!
No one knew how to take care of them, what to feed them or how to treat them.
If you were wondering what about all the fuss was about re:  Barnum and Bailey using elephants in the circus; this is a bit of the history on how these animals were treated.
Back to our story...
One day Mary  trampled a man .She was walking to the circus ring in front of the whole town.
Aside
When circus elephants got to old to perform or too expensive to feed. The circus owner would have to put them to death. A gun that effective was scarce so it couldn't be shot in the head. The beast was too hard the kill. And then what would one do with the body? Burning it was out of the question and burying it would cost too much in terms of manpower. The only was the circus owners could get rid of it was to starve it to death.
 This happenstance moment that happened to Mary the Elephant proved to solve all the circus owners problems. The animal would die, and the townsfolk would pay for its burial.
End.
.
Truth is Mary was starving to death so she went to pick up a watermelon rind that had dropped on the dusty road.The drunk abusive man who was sitting on her back beat her and beat her until she could take no more.She threw him to the ground and stepped on his head which, newly configured, now looked like the pieces  of the water she had reached for to eat..
The judge on the County in which this nightmare transpired  sentenced her to death by hanging. 
Huge crowds came to watch as a great crane hung her. The first time the cables snapped and they left her moaning on the ground in pain for hours.Then they hoisted her up again and let her dangle there well into the night
A year ago I channeled her. She wanted to be in the circus again. She loved the crowds and the  cheering .
These small wall hangings and bracelets  are inspired by her happy moments. 
They cheered when she lived. They cheered when she died!
Mary so wanted to be remembered. These pieces represent her joyful heart, her body all decked out and her soul  ready for a day filled with majestry, mystery, cheering crowds and love.
These pieces roar for Mary!
They cheered when she lived. They cheered when she died.

P.S. I have no idea why the underlined text just appeared. For some reason I cannot remove the lines.  Maybe...it's the ghost of Mary.



Saturday, May 14, 2016

Hillary Clinton drop the Donald Trump Tax thing

Hillary, you should really know better. Can you spell misdirection?

Newsflash.

Donald Trump is withholding his tax recordd because he wants  you to attack that issue. Right now he is in charge. He is telling you what to focus on and you are going for it hook , line and sinker.

Do politicians know nothing  about fighting in the real world!

It's an art!

When Donald releases this reconds (when he feels like it) he WILL come out smelling like a rose! He's got lawyers and accountants working on that.

Whoever is advising you..DO NOT LISTEN.

While Trump has you focused on this tax thing  he is going to come up behind you and kick your ass.