If she says she didn't know she will be perceived as a liar.
If she says she knew then she will be perceived as a back stabber.
I wish she would have made Bernie V.P.
Can she still do that?
Can the guy she picked recuse his offer?
Then can she pick Bernie?
It just sounds dumb. Even if it's true it still sounds dumb. Kinda funny as well.
Blame it all on those Russians!
Hillary will not recover from these emails.
Why can Donald Trump verbally call people names?
Wierd.
You read it right. The title of this article is NOT a sci-fi prediction.
The people of NYC have actually been told (through radio advertising) to call 311 when vehicles are suspected of idling.
Clearly this stupidity was not thought through. Below are 18 good reasons that proves this idea is idiotic.
1. What exactly is idling?
Well, according to the definition;
"Idling occurs when a vehicle is left running unnecessarily when stopped."
2. But how do we define "unnecessarily idling?"
3. How long must "unnecessarily idling" take place before a person is obligated to call 311?
One minute? Two minutes? Three?
4. Can you be stopped in traffic and be accused of idling?
5. Can an ambulance delivering a patient be accused of idling?
6. Has illegal idling occured if one picks up a hot dog at 7.11?
7. Is idling a threat if a parent picks up their child from school or a doctors office?
8. Will Fed Ex ,UPS, and all delivery trucks in the city of NYC be targeted for idling?
9. Does the term "idling vehicles" apply to mortorcycles, electric bikes, or hoverboards?
10. If a person becomes an "idling enforcer" should they carry a stop watch?
11. How do we prove that illegal idling has taken place?
(You can't take a picture of an ideling object or for that matter a video).
12. How does a citizen identify a potentially idling vehicle?
13.How do we know if the person who has reported this infraction is telling the truth?
14. If an ideling car drives away should the "idling enforcer" write down the licence plate?
15. If I am accused of idling will I get a ticket? If so, for how much and how many points?
Will my insurance rates go up?
16. Can I fight an idling charge in court?
17. Who is the idiot that came up with this idea and spent thousands of dollars in advertising?
18. And WHY in New York City are we diverting resources to enforce such stupidity?
COMEDY
I was invited to a party that was exclusive to Stock Brokers and Wall Street types. They all had on the same outfits. Either a combination of a navy blue suit jacket with beige pants or a navy jacket with navy pants. But always with a white shirt and an understated redish tie.
The event was "Wall Street pretending to be a Rockstar night."
It was ugly.
Have you ever seen a Broker wearing a black T- shirt, light blue jeans, Brooks Brothers dress shoes, a red bandana and singing Billy Joel?
You don't want to. It's not a pretty sight.
The size two girls came out in droves. They all wore long blond hair, short dark colored dresses, black stockings, and black closed- toe designer pumps.. .way to high.
I walked in with a turquoise rain jacket, brown cordurois and Ecco hiking sandals paired with wine colored socks.
I scared them and they scared me.
Finally, when we could take it no more I fled into the street and called a loved one.
"OMG,OMG! You would not believe it but I was in the liver of the beast! The Stock Brokers are all as dumb as posts. Kens and Barbies were socializing while plotting to spend money on stupid stuff like Hampton homes! I barely made it out alive!"
And my friend asked. " The liver you found yourself in the liver? Don't you mean the belly?"
And I said, "That's right the liver. They were drinking so much their bellies were full".
P.S. Ya know I'm poking fun. I love brokers. That's because I don't know any😊.
I love you Donald, I love how you juiced up politics, I love your guts and your brawn.
But the shows over folks. Time to take a fresh look at Hillary. Who I have to congratulate on the historic step to clinch a nomination from a major party in a Presidential election. She's got my vote!
I am in awe. Hats off and Bravo! You go girl!
Why do people get annoyed with one another at buffets?
Why do people pick out all the shrimp?
And why do we want to kill them?
Why do people stand in line all jammed up against one another scared that all the food will be gone?
Why do some people pile their plate sky high?
Why do some people jump to be first at the food and others wait till the end?
Why do people upset themselves before they eat because they are irritated at others?
Why don't we just skip the buffet and option for "by the plate"?
Look at the picture below
Look at the way he rushes to pull the tot from the water.
Look at the picture below
see the tot looking up at him in the water.
Harambe.
Looking how he is looking up at the crowd screaming so loud.
He had to escape from the vile sounds
There were so many of them and only one of him.
How could he protect this boy from them?
He had to run he had to run quick to his nest,
to protect the boy his human friend.
As a smart being
a wise being,
he knew he was going to die.
Look at the pictures below.
Isn't that what we strikes a chord in us?
Overwhelmes us and makes us sick?
The bravery of a creature
facing death,
yet still reaching out to protect a human,
a human like the one that killed his mother,
ripped him out of her arms,
and brought him to the Cincinnati zoo?
Like a lifeguard saving a body from drowning he dragged the boy away while
the frenzied crowd roared.
The water was cold.
The screaming hurt his ears and
it was directed at him.
Like a mother trying to move her child away from a racing car,
he pulled the boy.
Look at the pictures below.
The zookeepers knew he was kind, gentle and nurturing.
What made them think Harambe would harm the child?
If he wanted to hurt him he'd break him in two.
Just a small concussion for the boy?
What made them think that gorilla hands would kill?
For just a small concussion.
Look at the pictures below.
But Harambe died the moment that boy crawled..
Harambe is dead because of stupidity.
Harambe is dead because
he protected,
because he understood
and because
he loved.
Hillary, you should really know better. Can you spell misdirection?
Newsflash.
Donald Trump is withholding his tax recordd because he wants you to attack that issue. Right now he is in charge. He is telling you what to focus on and you are going for it hook , line and sinker.
Do politicians know nothing about fighting in the real world!
It's an art!
When Donald releases this reconds (when he feels like it) he WILL come out smelling like a rose! He's got lawyers and accountants working on that.
Whoever is advising you..DO NOT LISTEN.
While Trump has you focused on this tax thing he is going to come up behind you and kick your ass.
Find a pair of mens Helsinki Ecco shoes from a Jahovas witness that lives in Strawberry Plaines Tenessee. Size 43.
Only Ebay can start a conversation like that!
The crowd refuses to dispurse. They have brought their message into Grand Central Station.
I have never experienced a reaction to a politician like this. People are pissed. In this case the gay community.
Every major media outlet is here.
"HEY hey ho. Get on the gay train"
(Or something like that)
You are kidding me right?
I bought these in the 99c bin at the grocery store.
Who thinks of this?
White chocolate potato chips?
I figure that someone at the top of the Pringles corporation had to pull some major weight to get this idea through to production
Maybe someone who was really really high and is the heir of Pringles came up with the idea? You never know.
And it gets worse.
Please notice the "limited time" experience these rare and exotic chips offer the buyer.
However, frankly speaking no one should spend anytime at all eating this disaster.
They shouldn't "limit" the time a person can put this in their mouth. They should have saved some time and not made them at all!
(Otherwise. ..I love you Pringles. Shit happens. You gotta learn to flush!)
This is a second style for the braclets. These are giveaways for the 2016 show.
These fab bracelets will be given away at The Trees of Life Installation Series June 3-5th Governors Island NYC. I am the project manager and figured I woulx create a quality give away this year.
These are my designs.
They are made with sterling silver hearts, freshwater pearls, limestone skulls, acrylic stars seed beeds and Swartzski Elements chrystals!😊
I will be making 200.
(Last year Figment drew 20,000 visitors. I am just making a dent)
