Why Joe Biden?

How to sell Joe.  

The country is like Humpty Dumpty and Trump has crushed us. The one person (whether we like it or not) who can put Humpty Dumpty back together again is Joe Biden.  Because of his knowledge and reputation worldwide and domestically. We need a specialist not a GP, Joe is that specialist

So let's make two columns, what Trump broke and how Biden will fix it. For example;

Trump takes away clean air act.

Biden makes sure we breathe clean air again.

Trump impoverishes farmer

Biden restores trade.

Trump wants National Parks for oil drilling 

Biden wants to protect them.

As you can see the list is long, people need to see exactly what Biden will repair in direct contrast with Trumps decisions. Then it will become clear to people why Biden is the ONLY choice at this time in history. We need a fixer. Once that's done we can move on, Joe like no other is that fixer. We need Joe Biden. 

Are you dining on Babies tonight ?

Wierd.

We like to eat things with baby in the name. What is it that attracts us to eat things with baby in the word? 

 Is it because the word baby infers, newness,  youth  and promises to be more tender and tastier then an adult of its own kind? 

We eat baby carrots, baby spinach, baby corn, peas, potatoes, which on the surface seems fine. But is this just a baby  step toward something more sinister, eating babies born of flesh and torture?

We eat  baby back ribs, baby chicken or poussin, baby cows or veal. We eat a lot of babies. And if we can't wait till it's born we'll eat it as an embryo growing in the egg

We eat things with baby in the title. We like it. 

 Which is not to be confused with infant. We do not eat food with the word infant. Infant cow, infant piglet, infant chick.  Eating infants would be infanticide. If we did that we would be perpetrators of neonaticide. 

Now if you eating vegetables one could hardly condemn you as guilty of infant homicide. But if you are eating baby flesh or any flesh for that matter. YOU ARE GUILTY of Infanticide a crime against humanity  and that's the stuff death penalties are made of. Since no one has gone to jail for eating baby back ribs...yet. You just might want to keep in mind that the act of infanticide is something that you are actively participating in with each chew, gulp and fart.

So take a good look in the mirror and explain that to your babies!

South Florida Renaissance Festival

The South Florida Renaissance Festival where Dreams come True

When I say Renaissance you say cool. 

When I say Festival you say sweet.

When I say Renaissance Festival you say Hook me up!

Check out  their Awesome website

Travel back in time to the 16th Century at the 27th Annual Florida Renaissance Festival, coming to Quiet Waters Park, February 9th, 2019 through March 24th, 2019 from 10:00 a.m. to Sunset! Over 100 Artisans selling uber-cool wares, a plethora of performers to entertain, Kid's Castle, and food and drink fit for a King! It's a magical fun Family Event for All Ages!

I picked up a Dream Catcher and realized ...no plastic bags allowed so I tied it to my belt. Bring a canvas one from home for your loot. 

At the South Florida Renaissance Festival, Time travel is possible. Grab a map.

Go!
See!
Do!

Me in  a handmade wreath

A mother and daughter create a memory

Join the Parade!

Create a family memory. Bring the kids, dress em up like pirates, magicians or pretty princesses. Once you enter the castle gates don't look back you might turn to salt and why chance that when the  Renaissance world beckons.

Want to dress up?  Buy some garb stunning leather corsets, shinny knights armor and handmade swords.

Fun and games! Who needs cellphones? Leave em at home. Virtual reality? Bla bla bla. We've got the real thing!

                                    

  Bow to the Queen   

        

Costumes for sale.

Take a walk down the path into the busy village marketplace. Wait. Is that a  Warlock who lurks behind the big oak tree to the left? No worries yell for a knight in full silver armor, he will save you just as soon as you buy a butterfly from the guy in the tartan.

Say hi to the lady in green to your left.         

Guy in Tartan selling magical  butterflies

           Be careful not to bump into bawdy ladies wrapped tight in their swagger jiggles bells.

Exotic harem girls lounge in a Harem tent dressed in sheer  yellow and white summer silk dresses.  They  will offer you a cup of tea and a peaceful moment away from  the crowd.

The tapestries were beautiful - a must-have. I bought ten!  I also picked up a handmade leather mask so my husband wouldn't notice.

Tapestry Lady 

      

Handmade leather mask.

There's enough food to feed a fleet of Pirates arrrr! Italian Greek Chinese American and anything else you can think of. The food trucks are super clean and the food is fresh. I had a corn patty with mozzarella  cheese and a Gyro with lettuce tomato and tzatziki on a fluffy grilled PETA. And topped it off  with a cold frothy beer served in a copper mug that you can refill.
                                         

Let's make a sword

Weaver

Leave the kids on a  pony in the sky.

Maybe a little henna tatoo? Grab a bag of arrows and let it fly!
On every stage entertainment waits. Sit under the shade of a tree and watch a man balance  on six stacked wooden chairs. See  Irish dancers and fire breathing hula hoops. Boredom is NOT an option.

Entertainers 

Pray to an angel that you make it to the Pub crawl. $29.00 for 5 beers 5 pubs and a bawdy tour guide with scandalous tales.

Prayers answered. Made it to the Pub crawl on time !!!

Here are a couple things you should know. First it's worth every dime. Parking is free and space is no issue. It can be a hike to the main gate, but the good news is that there are pedicabs, which run back and forth for a small fee. You can't bring food or the dog. Also because there was no plastic in Medieval Times there are no plastic bags which is a fantastic idea - keeps the grounds clean. So bring a canvas bag so you can carry the goodies you purchase and purchase you will because the over 100 vendors do not play. These are serious artisans with over-the-top talents, glass blowers,  leather  workers, you name it!

Pick a themed weekend. Harry Potter anyone?  Maybe a Game of Thrones or Time Travel with Pirates.

The Florida Renaissance Festival currently offers One-Day admission tickets, which are good for any one day of the Festival, and Season Passes, which grants admission on all Festival days! Adult One-Day admission tickets are $21.00 per person, and Children’s One-Day admission tickets are $9.00 per person. For the purposes of ticketing, children’s tickets apply to children ages 6 to 11. Children 5 years of age and under are free!

Season Passes for Adults are $75.00 per person, and are issues to one person, non-transferable. You must bring photo identification along with your Pass for entry to the Festival each day. Season Passes for Children are $35.00 per person.

Ticket prices are subject to sales tax of 6%, and any convenience fees assessed for the purchase of tickets online in advance.

How to sell Healthcare for All

This is what will happen if universal healthcare or Healthcare for All happens. 

 Freedom. Freedom? Yes freedom.  "What's up with that Kay?"
"Allow me to explain". 

First of all the politicians who are trying to sell Universal Healthcare to the population are missing the most important part of the argument. They are not selling it as freedom and don't we all like freedom? 

As it stands corporations use healthcare  to control workers. People select jobs for healthcare rather than for interests, curiosity, satisfaction and happiness . 

With Healthcare For All, people will be able to choose the jobs they want. People who dreamed of working in a local knitting shop, or a library or a motorcycle repair shop can do that. 

People who are employed in a job they want will help that business grow and small businesses can start to hire individuals that want to be there. 

 Right now corporations hold workers hostage in jobs they never wanted and that stress causes health problems. 

Imagine people leaving a job for another that they like to do? Corporate America will not stand for that. They want slaves and controlling healthcare is the way they ensure that. 

Under "Healthcare for All" workers can start to move and experiment with different types of jobs without fear of loosing healthcare. 

Now that's Freedom! Healthcare For All...bring it on.