Indian Sloppy Joes-Original Recipes by Kay Hall

Excerpt from the   "I friggin Hate to Cook Cookbook"

This is a great alternative to the same old sloppy Joe's sauce that is usually  too sweet, or too overpowering, and kind of  gooey. This recipe will take you under `15 minutes- honestly with no fuss, no crazy spices that you need to buy.there are no hard -to-get ingredients like twirling or whirling or kneading or food processing.
Even KIDS WILL LOVE IT!!!!

This is all you'll need. And... if you like Indian food your in for a treat.  The ideal product to buy is a tall box/ triangle thing. It reads Kitchens of India on the top and underneath it tell you the type of  Indian food it is. For example, Spinach with Cottage Cheese and Sauce.  And for all those foodies out there underneath that is the Indian name of the sauce. The spinach one is called Palak Peener.

There about four different flavours. but you really can't go wrong with any of them. And...don't be afraid if "curry" is in the title. These are really almost non curry flavored sauces.

The price of these Kitchens of India varies. I have seen it in Morton Williams for 3 for $5.00. And I've seen it in Gristedes for $4.99 each. This is in NYC so far.

All you have to do is get a pound of ground turkey breast and throw it in a frying pan with a tablespoon of olive oil or butter.

DO NOT ADD ANYTHING TO THE TURKEY.  No salt, pepper or anything you usually do.

Once the turkey is done open a packet of the Indian Sauce, stir in and throw it over your bun...which you have cut in half and laid open faced on your plate... ENJOY!!!!!

P.S. If you cannot find this product ask your grocer or get to the Indian section of the grocery store and pick up a jar of a light creamy sauce.

Best Onion Roles Ever from Zadies Bake Shop

If you are looking for the best Onion Roll EVER never fear Zadies is here. Remember those soft oniony rolls that you used to get as a kid? Well they are here on the upper east side at the Fairway on

86th street on the second floor near the bake shop on your left where the Challah bread can be found. They are made at the famous Zadies bakery a staple in the NYC Jewish bread scene. If you have never tried them before get some and use on sandwiches of a hamburger for a wild delight. If you've tried them then you know what I'm talking about!!!

Allergies in Dogs Coughing and Sneezing in Dogs

Allergies in dogs are  difficult to diagnose. The best indicator is that once your pet is removed from the house the COUGHING STOPS.  This CANNOT be done in a Vets office. If you dogs spirits are up, the eating habits normal and the tail is wagging your dog is NOT sick. Allergies, like allergies in people cannot be cured. Like people dogs can develop allergies over time, especially small breeds.

If you have cats in the house your dogs allergies most likely stem from this. Start by removing all the dander that you can. Vacuum the bed, the carpets, brush the cats and buy an air purifier. Symptoms will include a dry cough, watery eyes and the most telling sign sneezing.

To get your dog comfort I have found that a teaspoon of a children allergy medicine will help calm the cough. You can also give your dog a half of Claritin. After you have done you best to remove the allergen WAIT. This will not happen over night. Dander can be microscopic and your dogs have this in his lungs. It will take a couple of days to find out if this is the cause.

Also you should remove all pillows, bed covers and anything that might contain allergens.

And if your dog shares a water bowl with the cats give him  a seperate one. Fine cat hair gets in the water and can cause a cough.

Dogs can also be allergic to certain kinds of kitty litter so you might want to consider changing it as well and GOOD LUCK!!!

Coughing in Dogs- What Vets don't Want you to Know

Coughing in dogs falls into three distinct groups.

The worst by far is heart worm but fear not. Most dogs are vaccinated for this disease.  Also be comforted by the fact that heart worm appears mostly in dry hot places where mosquitoes thrive. The symptoms do include coughing but they are accompanied by definitive signs that your dog is sick. Appetite changes, the dog gets fever is listless and obviously sick. Heart worm is rare and develops over time. Your vet will want to immediately want to do a heart worm exam.and this will run you around four-hundred dollars. If indeed you get a heart worm confirmation the treatment is brutal. They use arsenic to treat your dog which is essentially poison. Your vet will advise you but in my opinion heartworm means the end. There are actual worms which have entered your dogs heart. Sometimes the cure is worst then the disease and this must be considered thoughtfully for the dogs best interest not the owners.

Another reason your dog may cough is Kennel Cough. Kennel cough is highly contagious and is transmitted between dogs.  A dog from the pound will most likely develop this cough as well as some Kennels. DO NOT panic. Kennel cough is easily cured with some antibiotics. Also, kennel cough gets worst at night. When your dog coughs this is the first option for treatment. Advise your vet that you would like to try antibiotics for two weeks before aggressive testing is necessary.

The other reason your dog may cough is that your dog may have ALLERGIES. The coughing will continue even if antibiotics are introduced.
DO NOT RUSH TO THE VET. The vet cannot magically treat allergies because a diagnosis requires time. Please read the next blog for diagnosis the allergies this is something only an owner can do.
"Allergies in Dogs"

Celebrity Apprentice Wrong Call? Fire Lisa Lampanelli

Is it possible that the decision to fire Dayana Mendoza was the wrong call? (see Dayana on the right).
I'm sorry Mr. Trump I think you called this one for the ratings and I can't blame you for that. However, this particular call stuck with me because of the message that it sends. Lisa Lampanelli (on the left), insulted and called this girl names publicly so with such consistency and violence that I would get a restraining order and sure.  Mr. Trump what would you do if someone attached Ivanka like that?

This was a infantile verbal assault on a young woman- a guest in our country.

In every boardroom that I have ever been in the prize goes to whoever keeps their cool. There is no organization that I know of in which verbal abuse is tolerated. I don't want kids thinking that if you scream, cry, and insult people that you even have a place in the boardroom!!

I am also ashamed by the way that celebrities in this country welcomed a young woman like Dayana who is learning the language, learning the culture and has come to NYC to further her carrier. While Clay Aiken was complaining about her lack of musical knowledge he should have thought that  Dayana did not grow up in American culture.

Clay, you have went down many notches in my eyes by the catty way you decided to act towards this young girl. Where is that Southern Gentleman who I have come to love?

I wonder how Dayana would have treated the celebrities if they were guest in her country and impaired by language nuances? I suspect she would do her best to make them feel welcome.

We cannot let Lisa Lampanelli's bad manners be what the world sees that we do with guests to the wonderful City of New York.

And that's why Donald Trump that you shouldn't have hesitated for a moment to fire Lisa

Here is goes. Dayana Mendoza welcome to New York. We are not all like Lisa Lampanelli.
It was really wonderful to meet you and welcome to New York City.  I'm not sure going on the show was the best decision for you but you handled yourself with class and grace. Best of luck!!!.

Green Cab's in New York City... I don't think

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Yesterday it was announced that New York City was receiving a test run on 18,000 cabs on the Upper East side and the other Boroughs. The kicker is that it is NOT a yellow cab!!!..Nope in fact it's a green colored "bile-like" color.

Yellow cabs have become an iconic image for the city of New York since they were introduced. Everyone around the world knows that a yellow cab means New York City.  Yellow cabs are as iconic as the saying "the Green Apple". Maybe we should change that to the "Crab Apple or the Yellow Pear".

This CAN'T happen because this will  rip at the very fabric of the identity of the city. And  in these delicate financial times the "yellow cab" is the one thing we count on to make us feel special... the one thing we can always count on at 3'oclock  in the morning on a rainy summer night.

The mayor's office claims  that the green is preferable because you can see it from far away. From far away? Have you ever tried to get a cab in the city? If you see a cab from far away trust me it's already taken.There is a customer on every block! In midtown in rush hours the savvy cab takers set a "cabbie Trap"  These well healed travelers.stand in front of hotels with dragging small suitcases with wheels so that the cabbie mistakenly believes that this is a airport call and rushes to pick up the ride.  By the time the customer gets in the cabby has no choice but to take them to their destination. Cabs can be very hard to find. No need to see one a mile away. I wonder... are these glow in the dark cabs?

I think that the approach to introducing this green cab was like an ambush. I never hear a word about it then ca-boom!! All of a sudden we have a fleet of 18,000 cabs/ I wonder how much that cost? Is it really the right financial climate to introduce a pilot project?

 If the cabs don't work out we have paid an undisclosed amount for them. Why not test with 500 or 250 green cabs?

Unfortunately, it sounds to me like the deal is done. We are getting green cabs and we aren't going to have much say about it.  Sneaky right?.

When I came to NYC we had the sedans for years/ They were lovely, comfortable, rode well.(see image at top). Then, over the past five years we've been getting all these hybrids, that look like boxes like the cabs from an Arnold Schwarzenegger sci-fi movie that I cannot recall just now. ( he lives in some world in which air is bought and sold like electricity) These hybrids are loud, uncomfortable for anyone over 6 ft, with what I swear are missing shocks.(see above paragraph)

New Yorkers get on this quick before our fate is sealed. Give your input!!!