When I say Festival you say sweet.
When I say Renaissance Festival you say Hook me up!
Can you or your family handle bumping into a Pirate, sidestepping a Knight or stumbling upon an encampment of dancing gypsies flashing red scarves and jiggling gold bobbles they bought from the Village Vendors -one of hundreds at your disposal?
Yes? Read on.
I think you might need a candle to light the way. The Kamikazee Fireflies are out and about. No worries, make one with your daughter add a little face paint, shoot a couple of rounds with your son, try fencing or crossbow, get lost in a maze a haunted graveyard or jump on a Fair Ride.
Kiss the girls and make them smile!
I'm smelling hot fries, sizzling chocolate dipped bacon and something sweet; cotton candy, pancakes with maple syrup for sure. The deep fried twinkies are by the Chinese food booth next to the Taco stand, fish and chips to the left.
Who's that over there to your right?
A merchant is making his way through a magical land of wild Wizards, Faires and Sprites on a carpet of rainbows. Watch out for the Gremlins!
Where did you say that pot of gold was? I think its down the winding path through the great forest, past the poets and musicians. With a little luck you'll find a mischievous Leprechaun in a moss green suit. He'll guide you to a curious little village to watch a thrilling Joust brought to you by brave Knights ablaze with silver armor sparking in the sun atop feisty horses.
You can do all of this while your kids loose their minds all decked out in pirates costumes they can wear to the fair.
A little treat pour toi perhaps?
Hey girl, there's shop that has that cute light blue corsette you secretly want and for you Dude a fab leather vest calls.
BANG!
Was that a canon or your family thanking you?
WAIT!
You left your buddies at the best time-travel pub crawl ever. Such scandalous tails the Wench tells over cold beer and good cheer. Shout out a song. Gulp ahhh!PS. Don't bring your dog or a sandwich. Not allowed. There is enough food and drink to feed a fussy fleet of Pirate ships Arrr!
I'd budget around $120.00 TOTAL for a family of four- entry, food and treats. Wee ones are free.
Pub crawl is $29.00. 5 beers 5 pubs 5 stars.
See you there!