Why I don't watch the Oscars

It has never made sense to me to watch the Oscars. Why should I give up my valuable time to a group of people who are simply doing their job?

I am expected to take time out of my day no..my week to watch actors dress up and get an award. And all this after I've sat through two hours of watching them in a movie.

The entertainment business is award slap happy. I' m surprised they don't have a "wipe my ass award". Shit! I should get an award.

I'll tell you what. When one person from the Oscars comes to watch me dress up and get an award,  laugh, clap and congratulate me, THAT will the day when I'll watch them receive an award as well. LOL

The Mediterranean Grill East Village

Best Turkish food ever. Hot and cold buffet by weight. Huge shawarma platters (the real deal).Authentic, fresh, clean and a really cool hooka lounge in the back. Fluffy Turkish pillows, and live music at 10 p.m. on the weekend.

St. Marks Place and First ave. GO!!!

The conflicted Jew

A sandwich in the east village